For my other column this week, I watched The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. (Editors: now that’s good synergy!) For those of you who missed out on that ’80s fad, the movie is an adaptation of trading cards featuring gross little kids. In 2D still-frame illustration, they’re charming enough. The nasty little guys nobody else wants. In movie form, however, they are little people dressed up in hideously inexpressive mascot costumes who regularly pee, fart and barf all over themselves. Please stop trampling each other! There’s room for everyone in the theater!
Ghost Rider doesn’t do too hot, either. In comic form, the image of a dude in black leather with a flaming skull instead of a non-flaming face is pretty intimidating. On a big screen, “intimidating” is not the right word. Unless that is now a synonym for “ridiculous.” Crazily enough, the guy with the flaming head might be the least silly thing about Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
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Nicolas Cage is possessed by the Ghost Rider, a vengeful demon who punishes the wicked. That’s exactly why European priest Idris Elba needs his help.
A young boy is in terrible danger. He’s being hunted by the agents of the devil himself. Though Cage has tried to hide from his power, he’ll need every ounce of it to keep the boy safe from a sacrifice that could generally mean bad things for the world. » Read more: Ghost Rider – ranks as worst movie in years

